
Sock Slobbery
Dear Frankie,
My boyfriend is a complete slob. Why the hell can't guys manage to get their socks in the hamper?
signed,
Sick of Socks
Dear SOS,
If ya really like this one and need him to change, ya gotta think like a cat, and ya gotta act like a cat. The next time he leaves his socks on the floor, go over and puke on them. After the second or third time he'll get the point.
-Frankie